A Common Fan’s Sports Diary

In what is probably the most important discovery made by India since we discovered zero centuries ago, Indians have now found a way to beat the athletes from Jamaica

At the recent Commonwealth Youth Games, the rats in the Games Village scared the Jamaican athletes to death and the poor guys almost fled from the scene

The record showing of Jamaican athletes at Beijing had left the entire world looking for answers. Now we know how to keep the Jamaican sprinters in check or rather running for their lives

This news has caught the attention of all the big sporting nations

The exports of these ferocious Indian rats could really grow

See you at the Olympics

London has already placed a first order for 50