Open letter to the Times of India • 06.24.10

Based on the quality of their analysis, the TOI surely has a dream team working behind the scenes
To the football editor,
You guys have done a decent job of providing a lot of football information. It has helped bring a lot of not- so -diehard fans up to speed with whatever has happened in the history of the FIFA World Cup so far.
You guys also think that it’s a great idea to have Mandira Bedi write a regular column on the football world cup. If cricket fans can benefit from her insights then why should football fans be denied the same pleasure.
And based on the football analysis that you guys have been providing, I have good reason to believe that the services of Rakhi Sawant and Sherlyn Chopra have also been employed by your publication for the 2010 FIFA World Cup.
Because proper football people couldn’t have come up with such mind blowing analysis.
A few samples
The genius behind this observation choose to ignore ( or probably didn’t have the brains to think) a few facts .
The Jabulani is not used in Major League Soccer. There are other footballs made by Adidas which are used. Most of the American players in the national side including Clint Dempsey, Jonathan Spector, Jozy Altidore and Landon Donavon actually play in the premiership. The player most affected by the random flights of the Jabulani is the goalkeeper and the American custodian, Tim Howard, also plays in the premiership. The MLS season runs from March to November which means it was long over before the ball was handed to the teams and there was no way American players in the MLS could have practised with it.
TOI obviously thought that they had hit pay dirt with this observation and decided to print it on the front page.
The other piece of analysis which would have left the world’s greatest football tacticians stunned appeared in the 24th June edition.
My intelligence isn’t up to the challenge of understanding the equation explained above. I always thought that if two teams drew a game then there would be no change in their goal difference. But the people at TOI ( Rakhi or Sherlyn) obviously know better. Now, if only they could explain this to the Danish coach.
I have a feeling that very soon football teams from across the world would be vying for the services of the TOI football analysts. After all, their current strategists haven’t managed to come up with such revolutionary ideas. However, I don’t think the TOI will let go of them. They need Rakhi and Sherlyn to continue to be the world leader in football analysis.
There’s only one piece of advice that I have for the TOI. Indian sports fans don’t just want to hear and read the expert views of the likes of Mandira Bedi, Shonali Nagrani and the other equally endowed women who grace the world of Indian sports. They also want to see them in their full splendour. Therefore, it would be a good idea to publish super size glossy pictures of the contributing writers ( in their attractive best) next to their brilliant articles.


